Things here are not bad. They could be better, of course, but they're not bad. Let's just say there is loads and loads of room for improvement. Gads. Acres. If you've got improvement to spare, then we'll take it over here.

But not bad.

It's easy to forget that it's not bad, though. Today's Pearls Before Swine:



For an instant, I was like "Geez. I know what you're talking about. Make room for me."

But

Then I said to my self "[Self] Hold up one damned minute. Don't you know who I am?" (I had a Juggernaut Moment. Let me know if you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about there.) I am he of the ever-present smile and good vibes. I am the bringer of cheer, and the banisher of frowns. I'm that guy. This is not the proper attitude of that guy. So, what am I gonna go do? I'm gonna do what I can, when I can, in good conscience. And sleep soundly when I'm done. We've got a kid on the way. SOON. And a son at that. I'm excited. No Crate O' Sadness for me. I'm straight."

I will NOT go quietly into the night.


Know What I'm Sayin'??