I will NOT watch "I love New York".
I will NOT watch "I love New York".
I will NOT watch "I love New York".
I will NOT watch "I love New York".
I will NOT watch "I love New York".
I will NOT watch "I love New York".
I will NOT watch "I love New York".

Here's a snippet of a conversation I had last night with my wife at about 10:30, just after we finished dinner. (We often eat late.):
M: Hmph...I just got a text message from W.
F: Cool. What's she talking about?
M: "Are U guys going to watch new york's new show? It comes on at 9:00, on VH1."
F: Aww...we missed it, but they'll probably show it again, knowing VH1.
M: (On the internet.) Yup. It comes on again at 11:30.

If the timing sounds weird, that's because I somehow missed the text message when it came, and I didn't get it until 10:30.

So, fast forward an hour, and F makes a beeline for the TV, and I go to bed, because even though I watched Flavor of Love both 1 AND 2, this is where I draw the line. Hell naw.

This morning, I ask her - "How was New York's show?"
She shakes her head.
"What?"
"It makes the world look bad. Like it's a bad place."

'Nuf said.

Know What I'm Sayin'??